Language of love.

I have decided to quit studying Chinese. This is because I want to have sex with many ladies. For a person to have lots of sex they have to be sexy. For a man to be sexy, he has to be rich or have many expensive things. I am not rich and I don't have expensive stuff. So I have a strategy, I will stop studying Chinese.

Let me explain.

In order to do so I first need to talk about French. Many people say French is a sexy language. I don’t agree.  French in itself is not sexy. Someone speaking English with a heavy French accent is what most people really mean when they say French is sexy. To the English speakers’ ear, the exotic pronunciations and ‘cute’ grammatical errors come off as sexy. This is the bottom line really, and applies to all languages.

Based on this theory I have concluded that having poor Chinese speaking abilities will help my cause. If I stop studying I will continue to make more and more cute grammatical errors that women find funny and sexy. Which means that whenever I say something in the presence of ladies they will constantly be fascinated by my exotic accent, and the cuteness of my grammatical errors.

My hunting ground will therefore increase exponentially. Other women will become curious as to why I am always surrounded by ladies who are forever giggling and having a good time. I know women quite well. They will interpret this as meaning I have some delicious goodies to dish out, and therefore will also be drawn into my seductive web. And so by the time the Olympics kick off I would have tasted at least one from every country in the world!

This is my plan.

Lol!!! You are all men !!! 

And so by the time the Olympics kick off I would have tasted at least one from every country in the world!

This is my plan.

Sounds a great plan, Khabz! Now there are 518 days left before 2008 Olympic starts, and there are 193 countries in the world.  That means you need to "taste" a woman from a different country every 2.68 days.  That sounds heck of a challenge!

So, would you mind update your progress one month from now?  Target number: 10-11. 加油！

...waoooo...kabhz.... ..good luck .

What a joke.

Dude, according to yourself (numerous posts) your Chinese isn't even that good yet - despite being in school.

So re: the above post, you either want to be known as the unemployed cute guy with the sexy grammatical errors or the educated cute guy with the sexy grammatical errors.

Sounds a great plan, Khabz! Now there are 518 days left before 2008 Olympic starts, and there are 193 countries in the world.  That means you need to "taste" a woman from a different country every 2.68 days.  That sounds heck of a challenge!

So, would you mind update your progress one month from now?  Target number: 10-11. 加油！

Hahah...good one, Tiger.

The greatest thing about being female - we can go round the world in 80 days...if you know what I mean.

Way to go bro

The greatest thing about being female - we can go round the world in 80 days...if you know what I mean.

Sure! And seems Khabs is gonna fall behind... but hey, you never know, he may claim to be a superman and turn out to be the CHAMP! Let's wait and see   

[No offense, Khabs, just a joke to bring more fun to the forum, hopefully  ]

LMAOOOOOOO 

Sounds a great plan, Khabz! Now there are 518 days left before 2008 Olympic starts, and there are 193 countries in the world.  That means you need to "taste" a woman from a different country every 2.68 days.  That sounds heck of a challenge!

So, would you mind update your progress one month from now?  Target number: 10-11. 加油！

Hahah...good one, Tiger.

The greatest thing about being female - we can go round the world in 80 days...if you know what I mean.

@ sabrina..in 80 days read ...tampered with....flood....
@khabz to help you with bullets...eat peanuts...but side effects would be a flat ass and squeaky knees...advice abandon mssion

@ sabrina..in 80 days read ...tampered with....flood....

I'm sorry, I don't get it?

I'm sorry, I don't get it?

.....why aren't you getting it? i know you are a sharp gal so i will wait as u search ...cheers

okey...you guys are just...quacking me up..... ....yaiks... .

I'm sorry, I don't get it?

.....why aren't you getting it? i know you are a sharp gal so i will wait as u search ...cheers

Only one thing comes to mind actually...in that case rain or shine....

All jokes aside. That accent thing is real talk.