I want to share one of my funny (well, for me at least) experience with you guys.

Might just be a wee bit useful, hahah.
Normally, if you asked me to write a random story in Mandarin I'll be able to do it. Last semester, the teacher came up with a surprise essay exam. He entered class one morning and said "we will be watching a film, and immediately after the film you will have to use what you have learned in this visual impressions class to analyze the film."
I suddenly felt dizzy, and I thought: "!"£$^&*()@"

I sent one of my classmates an sms, and asked her to confirm that what heard was correct. She said "yup, we'll have an essay exam (1000 characters) and our grade depends on it 100%."
The film was a 'classic' American film. The funny: the teacher had rudely disabled Mandarin subtitles so my Chinese classmates started complaining & shouting at the teacher. But he walked out of class and told us all to try our utmost to understand. I was glad that my Chinese classmates didn't have things their way that time. Whenever the teacher would take short breaks and leave the class, a bunch of them would come over to ask me if I understood the movie.

LMAO They're so silly sometimes. Throughout the movie I was jotting down as much info as possible - pages full to compensate my short-term memory.

When it was time to write the essay, I had nothing to lose: I went over to the teacher and asked him politely if I could write the essay in English. He said "try to write it in Mandarin" and I said "ok, I understand".

I went back to my seat and knew that I'd probably fail the exam but hey, at least I tried, right? 5 minutes later the teacher approached me & said "I can't speak English well but I have no problems where reading is concerned...you may write the essay in English."
I said "thank you" and dumped my English-Chinese dictionary in my bag.

I wrote the 1000-word (as opposed to characters) analytical essay within the 2 hours time frame.
It was definitely weak of me to have not tried to do the essay in Mandarin. But at the end of the day I think I made a wise decision.

The things we have to do sometimes just to stay afloat.