Kids and their English

Some of you may not find it funny but each time I think of it,I really laugh out loudest

PART 1

Little Bessem is out playing with her friend Linda.Bessem notices it's time for lunch and being a kind girl,decides to share her meal with her friend,but first,they have to wash their legs bcos Bessem's mum insists on that

Bessem:                                      Linda,come on,let's go wash our legsis!!
Bessem's mum: (laughing):              Bessem,what did u just say?
Bessem:                                       I said let's go wash our legsis

Of course,her mother simply roles on the floor with uncontrollable laughter

Part 2

Little Afangha and her mum

MUM:                           Afangha!!

Afangha:                    I is coming oh!!

Mum:                         Afangha,where did u buy this bread?

Afangha:                     I bought am na for yawoh

I rather like the tell of the littlbe boy asking his bigger brother to pass the molasses 

"Can you pass the lasses?"
"It's molasses"
"I said, can you pass the lasses?"
"It's not lasses it's molasses you idiot."
"How can i have molasses if I ain't had no lasses?"


 

I rather like the tell of the littlbe boy asking his bigger brother to pass the molasses 

"Can you pass the lasses?"
"It's molasses"
"I said, can you pass the lasses?"
"It's not lasses it's molasses you idiot."
"How can i have molasses if I ain't had no lasses
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that is hilarious!  i had to read it several times, but that is a good one. 

I've had some funny personal experiences in this department.