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« on: January 31, 2007, 02:53:12 AM »
*A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that***

*She is staying home because she is not feeling well.***

*"What's the matter?" he asks***

*"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.***

*"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"***

*"I can't see my ass coming into work today."***

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 02:35:00 PM »
LOL!!!!! 
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 05:59:37 PM »
Quote from: purplepens on January 31, 2007, 02:53:12 AM
*A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that***

*She is staying home because she is not feeling well.***

*"What's the matter?" he asks***

*"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.***

*"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"***

*"I can't see my ass coming into work today."***

 

Yeah babe, this one is a real tonic. I had one of my toughest days today in Shanghai and now u got me wiggling and giggling on the floor: I think I owe u a dinner on this one. By the way what did the boss say in reply?
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 07:56:04 PM »
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll lol ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 09:25:39 PM »
@Andy! Did you say dinner? Have you any idea how much I miss authentic Chinese food? It just doesn't taste the same here in NY. :)

I'm so glad everyone enjoyed the joke! :)
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 09:28:41 PM »
In response to the anal glaucoma joke - What does everyone think the boss might have said in reply? Let's be creative. I can't think of anything right now. Still downing my morning cup of coffee.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 02:16:44 PM »
Quote from: purplepens on January 31, 2007, 09:28:41 PM
In response to the anal glaucoma joke - What does everyone think the boss might have said in reply?

The boss would probably say "Then why don't you go have anal glaucoma everyday for the rest of your life? Cya!"
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