Cameroonian police and the rabbit

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Cameroon, The president narrowed the field to three finalists:
the gendarms, the Army, and the Cameroonian police force.
The three contenders were given the task of catching
a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The gendarms went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Cameroonian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

Ahh...so that's how the Cameroonian police deal with things

lol