Man of the house!!

He hurriedly storms to his wife in the kitchen only to announce the following;
 
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I finish eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to prepare a hot for  me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The freakin' funeral director would be my first
guess."

 

That wasn't a man at all.  If he was any kind of man he would have had those arrangements from the begining of the marriage.  Furthermore, there was no mention of beer and sports TV.  bah!!!   


The woman must be a sista though.   

lol
Only a sista can give such a funny reply

That wasn't a man at all.  If he was any kind of man he would have had those arrangements from the begining of the marriage.  Furthermore, there was no mention of beer and sports TV.  bah!!!   
The woman must be a sista though.   

Not every guy is into sports ...my BF don't even care about the world cup and wouldn't watch it if I didn't want to.  Besides, a 'real' man should know that things around the house should be just the way his wife wants it.

I don't care much for World Cup either (I'm American...hehehe  ), but every man enjoys some kind of sport.