Laugh out loud

An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A,  any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight son, we are Zulus

 

A 5-year old boy was visiting his Grandma, playing with toys while she

was dusting her bedroom. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you

don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, I DO. My TV is my

boyfriend. It keeps me company all day long, and in the evenings I can

watch it in here from my bed. The TV preachers make me feel good, the

comedies make me laugh and the drama's keep my mind off my own problems.

Yes, dear, the TV is my boyfriend!" Grandma went over to turn on the TV

but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, turning the

aerial, trying to get a focused picture. Finally, frustrated, she

started hitting the back of the TV, hoping to jar it into focus. Just

then the doorbell rang. The little boy ran to answer it and there  was

his grandma's minister. "Hello, son," the minister said, "Is your

grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom

bangin' her boyfriend."

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