Things I hate about everyone

Y'all may have seen this before but it cracked me up,I just had to share!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you
can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". WTF ?? Life
is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you
do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

#9 really gets to me.

LMAO@ 5,
there are some scenes I never catch when watching movies.. my mind is probably else where thinking about something I saw in the movie..

#4 really irritates me.  I think because I lose so many things, I really don't want to hear that comment all the time.