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« on: December 09, 2008, 11:35:10 PM »

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily.

The doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

The chorus of warnings was echoed by the Shanghai Daily, which wrote: "A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum."

The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 07:34:50 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  i nearly lost my breakfast from laughing.
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 02:57:18 PM »

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

Oh Lord have mercy on us!
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 05:04:15 AM »

Whoa...scary stuff. Shocked Thank goodness I avoid kissing ppl at all cost.
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 10:12:48 PM »

...that is a fucking injury...that is a dangerous boy...thank god he dint hit maybe he could have caused much damage...bottled up sexual energy is not good.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2008, 12:11:00 AM »

Whoa...scary stuff. Shocked Thank goodness I avoid kissing ppl at all cost.
   
...even wen?...getting hit.?
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 02:06:06 AM »

...even wen?...getting hit.?

Simultaneously? Huh? I don't get it...why would anyone want to snog & do "it" at the same time? I'll leave that for people who can multi-task. Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 08:23:09 AM »

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."
The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

LOVE IS WICKED!!! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 09:06:33 AM »

now that's some funny sheit,...! How the hell does stuff between a patient and doctor get out to the media anyway, i would sue,....may be not,... the attention..ai yoooo!
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2008, 10:29:11 PM »

...even wen?...getting hit.?

Simultaneously? Huh? I don't get it...why would anyone want to snog & do "it" at the same time? I'll leave that for people who can multi-task. Grin

....but it was not about multi-tasking...it was about  avoiding snogging or kissing atall..
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2008, 12:17:22 AM »

....but it was not about multi-tasking...it was about  avoiding snogging or kissing atall..

Dude, scroll back up to where you implied "multi-tasking". Roll Eyes

This story is so funny, because it's so freakn gross.
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2008, 05:12:19 AM »

...i wont argue...ur my no one forum crush...i dont fight love a love it...ur right its gross.
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