Bah, MEN are so hard to please!

I got this off another forum:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are too PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from the village.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love to him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Ok Sab....u can be right about this....
  We men, are sometimes weird...but women can be too..

..but women can be too..

Absolutely.

this he said, she said thingy is on point. 

Theory : Relationships would be perfect if men could date women who acted like men, and women could date men who acted like women.

If this were to happen, men would watch their favorite sport channels peacefully, they wouldn't be nagged all the time about things they could never understand, they wouldn't have to try to pretend to be sensitive and deep, they would be saved from the trauma of  enduring chick flicks,...and they would definately have lots more sex.

Women would also be very happy. They could cry all they like with their boyfriends, they could hug all night and talk about their deepest feelings to understanding ears. Their houses would be clean, fresh and pink. They would also be rid of sports channels and their boyfriend's disgusting drinking buddies who always bring him home drunk and smelly at five in the morning.

If this theory were to be put in practice, everyone would be all bright amd smiley,...dui bu dui a ?

hehehe....bu dui a.. Wo bu yao wo de gf, xiang Nan hai yiyang.....ehehe

Theory : Relationships would be perfect if men could date women who acted like men, and women could date men who acted like women.

If this were to happen, men would watch their favorite sport channels peacefully, they wouldn't be nagged all the time about things they could never understand, they wouldn't have to try to pretend to be sensitive and deep, they would be saved from the trauma of  enduring chick flicks,...and they would definately have lots more sex.

Women would also be very happy. They could cry all they like with their boyfriends, they could hug all night and talk about their deepest feelings to understanding ears. Their houses would be clean, fresh and pink. They would also be rid of sports channels and their boyfriend's disgusting drinking buddies who always bring him home drunk and smelly at five in the morning.

If this theory were to be put in practice, everyone would be all bright amd smiley,...dui bu dui a ?

LOL you're generalizing the genders Khabz.
1 - Not all women like to hug all night and talk about their deepest feelings.  On the other hand, I've met very clingy & needy men in my life.
2 - There are very neat & tidy guys around.
3 - Are you under the impression that women generally dislike having sex? Here's another one to add on the list:
If the sex is bad, it's because she's inexperienced, boring & frigid
If the sex is good, it's because he's a sex machine.

Women love having sex as much as men do.  Sex is like going to a pub: if you didn't like the ambiance, chances are you're not going there again.  LOL Take a hint.

@Sabz . i definately agree with you, but,.. I think women tend to bring emotional baggage into sex. If they acted more like men there'd be less emotional baggage in sex, and therefore all players would come into the game light and ready for action and there'd be bliss on god's earth.

So come on ladies act more like gents and give it up! hehe

So come on ladies act more like gents and give it up! hehe

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@ Khabz
It's both ways.Just like there are women out there who would gladly give it up with no emotional baggage,men should try to include it in their curriculum.In that way,it will be a nearly fair game

I think if feelings were 50/50 everything would work out so much better.
When a man likes a woman more than she likes him, he is going to be needy, sensitive, emotional, etc and vice versa.
When the parties are equal on expectations, then the relationship definition is easier and smoother.  Whatever the expectations are... sex, love, friendship...

khab i see you've opened the floor enh.  there is no way i would want a man who acts like a "woman."  i've always been accused of being outgoing and doing what i want.  my mother jokingly says i was raised with the animals.  she's referring to me being around my brothers, male cousins and uncles all the time.

i agree with sabrina and cyndy...i mean not all women like to cuddle, hold hands and i certainly don't like to cry in front of anyone (including myself).  

so guys you don't mind a woman telling you exactly what she wants from you?  some men are intimidated by that.  

@Sabz . i definately agree with you, but,.. I think women tend to bring emotional baggage into sex. If they acted more like men there'd be less emotional baggage in sex, and therefore all players would come into the game light and ready for action and there'd be bliss on god's earth.

So come on ladies act more like gents and give it up! hehe

you know maybe i'm too carefree at times or i say what i want and guys think they can change my mind to get close to me.  you men bring some emotional demands to the table even more than women.  of course we are sometimes moody with our demands but men act like if you don't agree to theirs then the world will stop.  oh well...

here's another he said, she said...

if she says aww baby i want it again and maybe ALL night...he says where she been freaking;
if he says come girl i'm going to make you sweat ALL night...he is a stallion and deserves a pat on the back.

When a man likes a woman more than she likes him, he is going to be needy, sensitive, emotional, etc and vice versa.

I totally agree with Danielle here.  And those of you in here acting like women are just objects, you're the ones who were probably badly bruised by a woman in the past. Give it up.

When a man likes a woman more than she likes him, he is going to be needy, sensitive, emotional, etc and vice versa.

I totally agree with Danielle here.  And those of you in here acting like women are just objects, you're the ones who were probably badly bruised by a woman in the past. Give it up.

well fellas which one of you will make the first step and confess.  i mean we're all friends here.  just a small group of 500 plus. 

......... ........women are just like men and this is what scares men who know wat that means ....because i could be in a relationship with someone i  love/like...but when i get someone who is dead sexy/more beautiful  or something i will do it with her  n i would feel good to pass her on to my buddy so that we can share  opinions later n then take her again n hit it to make sure then flee......all men will do this if it can remain a secret n the hottie has no baggage n is not needy....., and the ones who say no they are just bullshitting ya all....this is us is what we do ............women also tend to behave the same way when they get a chance with  men they r attracted to/dream of.. its only that humans dont like the truth, n tend to believe in love n no play....bull! all men will love u, marry u, have kids with u, n never imagine themselves with someone else... but if somebody hot crosses us we are hitting you dead on the spot....thats us

...this is a line that is used by alot of people it has abit of truth in it......if ur not playing ur being played....lets all play now .....it sounds paranoid but it is the truth in 99% of all cases like namnahu.