Genie In A House

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs
where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The
genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

Stupid couples......can't let anoda man taste my sweethearts pie..that pie kinda creates a big bonding,that's why ppl seperate when it's tampered with...Anyway, was just joke,so no probs

sabrina you are killing me with this joke.  that's funny though. 

-promo i guess you are not having any of that huh.  no fortune is going to allow you to have someone else taste your sweetheart's pie?  lucky girl.  what if the genie was a woman and she wanted you?  would you do it? 

lol...ren da..as honest as i can be..i wouln't do it, cuz there's some kinda bond i got man....If i'm dating, i can never let any other counterpart taste it... .. what would u do, if it were u, Ren?

LOL....u guys just going at it 

lol...ren da..as honest as i can be..i wouln't do it, cuz there's some kinda bond i got man....If i'm dating, i can never let any other counterpart taste it... .. what would u do, if it were u, Ren?

Let's not forget, the deal here is that the husband will get a million dollars a year for the rest of his life and his wife will get a gorgeous home with servants in every country in the world.  Realistically, in this case, I don't think anyone would really care much about being faithful.

lol...ren da..as honest as i can be..i wouln't do it, cuz there's some kinda bond i got man....If i'm dating, i can never let any other counterpart taste it... .. what would u do, if it were u, Ren?

well promo as crazy as i am... i know if i had a husband he would beat my ass if i even thought about it to myself.  i'm a handful but he would know that ain't NOBODY touching what i gave him.  if i ever settle down then i'll become my husband's genie and he'll be mine.  money and material wealth is there to be had but the bond of someone is more than any amount of money could give me.

i would not do it because as sabrina said if he's getting one million a year and she wants a house in every country...helllllllllllllo those fools don't plan on really spending time together.  he didn't even hesitate to send her upstairs with the man.

what would you do sabrina and collins?

what would you do sabrina and collins?

LOL...ayayay...this is a tough one...
Ok, if we're talking about money, houses & servants I'd most probably dump my husband for the genie.

what would you do sabrina and collins?

LOL...ayayay...this is a tough one...
Ok, if we're talking about money, houses & servants I'd most probably dump my husband for the genie.

that's funny sabrina.  it's something that i don't think i would do because he's my husband. all i know is my husband better be treating me right and not stepping out on me with his damnself cause that genie and his promises will entice me to do him right in front of my no good husband.

but and i mean BUT if we're dating...that's a whole different ballgame.  i would look at my boyfriend and say have a seat.

Well.....I would not do it for real...it;s da level of my commitment in relationships. U know a less rich man can be richer in future. I know that from experience " A woman who was facing two guys who wanted her , one was very rich and da other was just not rich but was okay, she had to chose the not so rich guy and even though her family was against it....later she got married to the man,had kids and he was Richer than he was at that time(those years he was wooing her), it was a real reversal of fortune . The point is that One who is not rich today , might be tomorrow... Oh by da way...that woman is my Mum  and i'm one of the kids born into that family Just sharing 

i hear you promo. sometimes though i wish i wasn't so stubborn.  i always feel like i have to provide for myself and others. i look at some females around me and they have no problem just letting men or their men do things for them. 

thank goodness i've always been self made or else i might have gone through the pressure from family to marry rich men to be on the same level so to speak.  as crazy as i am when i was 20 i told everyone i was never getting married and when i wanted children i would go to the sperm bank...of course they all laughed.  i was joking but it worked.

but i don't think it's the money that's the issue. it's the person behind the assets.  i know i've turned some great guys away whom i am friends with just becasue they had a lot of money. somehow i have this thing against greed and control. i think i felt their money would bring more greed into my life and somehow he may try to control me.  that's a big no no for me.

i'm glad it worked out for your mom promo.  of course it did since i'm communicating with you. 

Well , it was like that in the past..not in our generation. In those years, most women are educated but they quit everything about work, once they're married and have kids, in other to take care of them. That's why parents in those years wanted a wealthy man... Anyway, i got ur own aspect too but remark. " it was done like that in those years and kinda tradition for women to take care of the family as housewives"

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what would you do sabrina and collins?

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Sure,will not give her up as long she is my wife,unless she decides to go for the houses all over the country.(if the wife decides to go for the genie,thats probably means she doesnt love me and why should l not let her go?)