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NINJA ASSASSIN
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ONLY A NINJA CAN STOP A NINJA

« on: September 03, 2007, 09:35:04 PM »

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"


 

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"your recipe is so tasty...stir it up"..bob marley

« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 04:37:01 AM »

that is funny. why does that sound like a nigerian joke??
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2007, 08:54:26 PM »

Renda,please what makes this special to be classified as a nigerian joke?

@Ninja,
thats a good wife indeed,she didnt come to change but to entertain.......isnt that nice?
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"your recipe is so tasty...stir it up"..bob marley

« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2007, 10:08:51 PM »

Renda,please what makes this special to be classified as a nigerian joke?

@Ninja,
thats a good wife indeed,she didnt come to change but to entertain.......isnt that nice?

it sounds like a couple of jokes i've heard some friends say.  the scenarios are just similar to some nigerian movies i've seen recently. i'm not saying it only applies to nigerian...just saying it struck a cord because it looks like a nigerian movie i just saw.

moving along...that wife is looking to stir up some trouble in her new home.  for her sake i hope she can really entertain her new husband.  when shit hits the fan and everybody cussing her out, he'll be the one to tell them to back off.
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2007, 11:27:40 PM »

l hear you, Renda
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