ITALIAN ENGLISH

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. An American woman is sitting across from them.


The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation at first, but her
attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men say:

"Emma come firsta. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," shouts the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives........"


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spella ' Mississippi '."

lol......The woman has a pervertic mind... U need to listen to German and French accent when they're speakin English aswell..haha