Anything to Declare?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland
asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the
Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will
not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go
ahead of her.
The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what
do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
"Next."

LOL..

That's a good one 

Haha,,,,,nice one....and perhaps that woman's hai dryer might have other contents