Why I Fired My Secretary

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...
> >
> > LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY
> > WELL WAKING UP THAT
> > MORNING.
> >
> > I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD
> > BE PLEASANT AND
> > SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT
> > FOR ME.
> >
> > AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING,LET
> > ALONE "HAPPY
> > BIRTHDAY."
> >
> > I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE
> > KIDS WILL REMEMBER.
> >
> > MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY AWORD. SO
> > WHEN I LEFT FOR THE
> > OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOME WHAT
> > DESPONDENT.
> >
> > AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID,
> > "GOOD MORNING, BOSS,
> > HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
> >
> > IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD
> > REMEMBERED.
> >
> > I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON
> > MY DOOR AND SAID,
> > "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND
> > IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
> > LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."
> >
> > I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST TH ING
> > I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
> > LET'S GO!"
> >
> > WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY
> > WOULD GO.
> >
> > WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE
> > TABLE. WE HAD TWO
> > MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY.
> > ON THE WAY BACK TO
> > THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A
> > BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T
> > NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
> >
> > I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN
> > MIND?"
> >
> > SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."
> >
> > AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME
> > AND SAID, "BOSS, IF
> > YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM
> > FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE
> > RIGHT BACK."
> >
> > "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
> >
> > SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF
> > MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT
> > CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY
> > WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS
> > OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY
> > BIRTHDAY".

AND I JUST SAT THERE... ON THE COUCH... NAKED.

I kind of new what was going to happen, but that joke was hilarious.  Good One!

LOL!!!

Haahhaa,,,,,he's such a cheater...Already got plans for his Genitals heheheh