Chinese Sick Day

"I No Come Work Today!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I

sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you

today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me

sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Half hour later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel

great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."

what's this?

cant understand

It's a joke. The boss told Hung Chow that sleeping with his wife makes him feel better. So, Hung Chow thought that the boss was telling him that if he wanted to get better, he should sleep with his (the boss's) wife.

If what Hung chow thought is what the boss have in mind,means the boss must be very kindly..

Lol.....Nopes,Collins the boss was rather giving him a sugestion not possibly getting it on wih da Boss's Wife,but we all knew the aftermath  . Hung is a great man, to have made ithe woman get it on with him ...lol

Hung is not the great man...l think the boss should be the great man here. kinda like to have this boss..